In which Essextee finally gets his scallops

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09/13/2020 at 20:31 • Filed to: foodlopnik

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You know, the ones he’s been dreaming about !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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Can we talk about how perfect "The Net Result" is as a name for a fish market?


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/13/2020 at 20:40

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I can totally agree as to that last part but I don't really ever eat seafood. 


Kinja'd!!! jeepoftheseus > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/13/2020 at 20:44

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My wife makes some awesome scallops.  I don’t know what she does exactly but I know that they are seared and delicious. I’m glad you got your scallops finally!


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/13/2020 at 20:47

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I got  the last order of scallops from my favorite restaurant the night they closed. They were great.


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/13/2020 at 20:50

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There's a butcher shop nearby that's called "let's meat on the avenue", which is also a great name


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09/13/2020 at 20:54

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In Japan we would go to the fish market and get monsters, I love em. 


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > DipodomysDeserti
09/13/2020 at 21:29

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My first (and obviously last) visit to a donut shop in Florida resulted in me walking away with the last donuts they ever sold.

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/the-very-last-1828740720

(They weren’t actually all that great, but in part that was because I had to take whatever they had left.)


Kinja'd!!! Beefchips > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/13/2020 at 21:45

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Hmm, pan fried, I like your style. I personally usually cook ‘em with shallots and wine, but nothing like a little panko and tartar to make any seafood 100x more tasty


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > jeepoftheseus
09/13/2020 at 21:50

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I feel comfortable assuming butter and a lot of garlic. 


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/13/2020 at 21:51

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Excuse me sir, but Why the fuck are they not wrapped in bacon?


Kinja'd!!! The Snowman > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/13/2020 at 22:02

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Those look delicious, also I would like to give one to a small child and tell them it's a chicken nugget.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > The Snowman
09/13/2020 at 22:06

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we do not waste things like scallops upon children who cannot appreciate them


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/13/2020 at 22:27

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Are you sure those are scallops, because they look like chicken nuggets some YouTube guy got out of a vending machine in Japan in a video I watched this morning.

Also, seafood is gross.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig
09/13/2020 at 22:39

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no ur gross


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/14/2020 at 03:25

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Ooh, yes. I’ve done pan-seared scallops a few times in bore- ntine, and I love them so much. Scallops are so good.